Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags by Carla Collins

By Carla Collins


In this candid confessional, comic Carla Collins divides the area into the angels who advisor us, encourage us, and shop our butts; the horny and stylish vampires who suck the existence out folks; and the douche luggage who continuously annoy, disgust and taunt us.

With a quick wit, pretend breasts and genuine middle, Collins stocks her unconventional trip from a small metal city in Ontario, Canada to Tinseltown L.A. in this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her method via seventy-two imaginary neighbors, a number of fiancés, 8 canines, marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her well-deserved existence classes will exhibit you that by way of taking dangers, embracing humiliation and tapping into the ability of laughter, something is possible-and everyone seems to be manageable.

Attract extra angels into your existence, keep watch over your vampires, and hold all of the douche luggage at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche baggage is unique, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.

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